My parents, D’s Grandparents, are called ( by D ) Pops and Gran,  ( Thanks Sister for suggesting that !! )

D likes to name things , ” Lets call him….   err  … ” whatever,  see ?

  So last week she was thinking of pops and gran , stood up and said…

 Standing on tip-toes.  she said, lets call him ” Biiiiig Pops.. ”

Then crouching on the floor, she said, ” and lets call gran ” Liiiiiitle gran ! ”

Where this came from, I have no idea, and as my parents are apprx 5’10” there is no little or big really !!